handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
we call this “american mulan” in my home
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
I needed this so badly!!!
If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.